You know what? I thought that we had a bit of an inside joke thing going when we first started the whole bukkake business ….Unbeknownst to any of us, Bukkake has spread across the country and infected the globe like Jala Viranda did to the 2006 PSU Football team. I can remember a time when just saying the word made us giggle like little school girls. Now look at us... Now we have tarps and scream masks. And, now, one of us has a list of Asian hookers on his speed dial that have added Bukkake to their bachelor party brochures. Let’s not forget about the Christmas Eve Bukkake party that has been in the planning phase for 3 years now… I don’t want to give anything away on here, but, Lyndice turned 18…… I can name at least a half a dozen times in the last year that I’ve mentioned Bukkake to a random person I just met and they looked at me like “OMG this guy is a Bukkaker?”.... then they give me a subtle wink like we are in some kind of club founded by Tyler Durden from FIGHT CLUB…..
Guys…… It’s Big!!! It’s bigger than we ever thought it would be…. The 80’s had “TOP GUN”, the 90’s had OJ Simpson, 2000’s had the PT Cruiser, But in 2011 its BUKKAKE……World!!! GET THE TARP OUT!!! Because, every girl with daddy issues will soon have her face cummed on by multiple men, all at the same time.
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